8:00 AM
It’s a foggy morning. Not a pea soup fog–more like cream of broccoli.

8:16 AM
Drive to work was smooth. The few other cars on the road were going the other way.

8:17 AM
The lights are on at the office but there’s no one here. Fine by me. I like it quiet.

9:03 AM
The water fountain by the bathroom smells like iron today. I’m not drinking out of that.

10:02 AM
Still haven’t seen anyone else at the office today. I’ll see if they’re at coffee now.

10:22 AM
No one in the breakroom either. Is there a holiday i don’t know about?

12:04 PM
Have you ever played the game where you see how long you can hold your poop in?

12:05 PM
Because I am about to lose that game hardcore. Read the rest of this entry…

Office hijinks at their donuttiest!

Everything I say in this video is 100% true. *Everything*.

Sharpies are vicious.

Strange things happen in my office.

I am not always responsible.