What would you do with 4,000,000,000,000,000 (four quadrillion) pennies? Leave a comment and let me know!

Lyinginbedmon asks: “Bear mace instantly blinds a bear, but the bottle says it was not tested on animals. How did they find out if it worked?”

Man, the questions people ask sometimes…

Wobbling toilets are incredibly disconcerting. Trust me, it is not a good feeling to be in there, toiling away, when your throne starts rolling around underneath you…

I know, I know… I should’ve frozen the scones.