This morning when I stumbled into my bathroom, I found a bunch of facial hair clippings in the sink. You know what I mean: the really fine, tiny bits of hair that come off your face when you use an electric razor.
I use an electric razor. But I never dumped any of the clippings in the sink. That’s a good way to clog the pipes.
I thought it was possible that I had shaved over the sink yesterday and that some of the clippings had “spilled” out of the shaver because it was full and needed to be emptied. So I shaved over the sink in an attempt to replicate the situation and see if any hair would spill out.
None did. My shaver didn’t even need to be emptied that badly.
So I don’t know how that hair got into my sink. Maybe someone broke into my house overnight and shaved themselves into my sink. Some kind of psycho lunatic nutjob.
Weird.
Was it you? It was you, wasn’t it. Admit it. I know your game. Weirdo.
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“I had an awkward bathroom experience. Will blog about it when I get home.”
Here’s the tweelaboration:
I’ve written before about urinal etiquette (though that post is no longer on the site; I don’t remember why I took it down or what I did with it), but here’s a practical example of the potential consequences for violating The Rules.
There are a lot of different things guys just aren’t supposed to do in public bathrooms. The “shalt nots” include things like eye contact, physical contact, ”urinal sports”, and, most importantly, talking.
Occasionally these rules are broken. It happens. People slip up and make mistakes. Most of the time, the transgression can be dealt with without significant consequences. But every now and then, circumstances conspire to really enhance the impact of a broken rule. Tonight was one of those times. Read the rest of this entry…
Ryan, who lives upstairs, is a pretty cool guy. He even rides a motorcycle. But he does a lot of weird things, like make applesauce. Who does that? Read the rest of this entry…
Sure, it’s peaceful in here… But maybe a little too peaceful. The internet can only keep me entertained for so long.
I’ve never been a big fan of spiders, so when I saw one creeping stealthily towards me I had no reservations about wrapping it up and tossing it down the can.
But the moment I turned around, there was another one! I knew what I had to do: clear the infestation. And that’s what I did: I grabbed every awful spider I could find and sent them all spiralling downwards to their doom.
Imagine my surprise when they started speaking to me! I don’t know if you’ve ever heard the voice of an arachnid, but it’s incredibly disconcerting. Especially when that voices very distinctly threatens you.
I was going crazy out there! Everywhere I went my ears were assaulted by whirring and humming and buzzing and noise! But I finally found somewhere peaceful enough to sit myself down and relax for a while.
I know, I know, I’m sitting on the floor of my bathroom surfing the internet. I didn’t exactly expect to end up here when I woke up this morning. But I’d rather be in here, where it’s quiet, than out There in all that noise… Read the rest of this entry…