Ryan, who lives upstairs, is a pretty cool guy. He even rides a motorcycle. But he does a lot of weird things, like make applesauce. Who does that? Read the rest of this entry…

My room-mate, Tyler, gets way too involved in his gaming. It’s one thing to spend more time gaming than you do asleep, but it’s something entirely different when you think you are the characters you are controlling. Read the rest of this entry…

Sure, it’s peaceful in here… But maybe a little too peaceful. The internet can only keep me entertained for so long.

I’ve never been a big fan of spiders, so when I saw one creeping stealthily towards me I had no reservations about wrapping it up and tossing it down the can.

But the moment I turned around, there was another one! I knew what I had to do: clear the infestation. And that’s what I did: I grabbed every awful spider I could find and sent them all spiralling downwards to their doom.

Imagine my surprise when they started speaking to me! I don’t know if you’ve ever heard the voice of an arachnid, but it’s incredibly disconcerting. Especially when that voices very distinctly threatens you.

But what can they do? They’re only spiders…

I was going crazy out there! Everywhere I went my ears were assaulted by whirring and humming and buzzing and noise! But I finally found somewhere peaceful enough to sit myself down and relax for a while.

I know, I know, I’m sitting on the floor of my bathroom surfing the internet. I didn’t exactly expect to end up here when I woke up this morning. But I’d rather be in here, where it’s quiet, than out There in all that noise… Read the rest of this entry…