I hung my hat up
On a peg
And slipped out of my coat

I pulled my pants off
Both my legs
And flung them off the boat

In just a t-shirt
And my briefs
I dove into the moat

My pants distracted
Both the sharks
While I retrieved the tote

Inside I found six
Mermaid eggs
Which I fed to the goat

He didn’t like them
Very much
So the Queen had me beheaded and stole my briefs and fed my body to the sharks

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