Sure, it’s peaceful in here… But maybe a little too peaceful. The internet can only keep me entertained for so long.

I’ve never been a big fan of spiders, so when I saw one creeping stealthily towards me I had no reservations about wrapping it up and tossing it down the can.

But the moment I turned around, there was another one! I knew what I had to do: clear the infestation. And that’s what I did: I grabbed every awful spider I could find and sent them all spiralling downwards to their doom.

Imagine my surprise when they started speaking to me! I don’t know if you’ve ever heard the voice of an arachnid, but it’s incredibly disconcerting. Especially when that voices very distinctly threatens you.

But what can they do? They’re only spiders…

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